No one reads this (SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT!)

Or at least no one reads and comments.

But, that's ok. I wasn't ever expecting anyone to. It's kind of comforting. I could post the most outrageous things and no one would know.

Awesome? I think so.

Anyway, so today in french class we talked about pollution and what we can and have done to help our planet. Now I couldn't tell what I did to help the environment in French, much less in English. Because I don't help the environment.

Ever.

I'm not an activist, tree-hugger, or animal rights pusher. It's not because I think it's ridiculous or stupid or anything. I'd love to make the world a better place. I'm just lazy. Too lazy to sort my recyclables, or use less water when I shower (I like 'em hot and I like 'em long), or bike and walk instead of drive.
I don't think that makes me a terrible person, just honest. Right? Cool.


Cheers


Oh alright, PETA is ridiculous and stupid. You know it, I know it, and they know it.
I'm just saying.